Sunday, November 8, 2009

Hey Readers! Us toads want you to know a little more about us. Here is our first toad-ally awesome autobiography by Boodle!

“Hi, I’m Boodledoo, and I’d like to introduce myself and some hobbies of mine. First of all, I love to read. I even have my special little reading place under Grandpa Toadsie’s big daisy in his backyard. I live on toad hill, and my house is right on the giant marsh. I recently began wearing big square glasses, and my favorite red sweater is now too small. L I am 11 toad years old, and I have a twin sister, Poppy D. Niggles. I got my nickname, Boodledoo, because whenever I am happy, I sing a little song. “Boodledeedoo, bedledoodee, boop, boop, BAH!” I always carry a thick book under my left arm, and I never let go of my makeshift umbrella. My umbrella is made of a big pencil with a piece of blue construction paper speared through on top. My favorite food is dragonfly eggs, and my best friend’s name is Noodle McDoodle. She’s obsessed with cheerleading at the Toad Hill Academy for Secure Female Toads. She’s also annoyingly popular, plus, with her millions of warts, all the boys are after her. I live with my grandparents and I still don’t know who my parents are. Rumor is that they were captured to be something humans call “pets” and are now prisoners in a giant cage with a bowl of dead beetles and a bowl of water, but I believe otherwise. I think they were chosen by an alien race as ambassadors to an alternate universe and are now conversing in the chosen planet’s native tongue with three eyed mutant cats. Anyway, my Grandma Toadsie built me a little cedar book shelf where I put my absolute favorite books. So far only a few have made it. I LOVE FROGGY WARTER!!! It’s a book series where Froggy Warter is chosen to go to a magical boarding school by a giant bullfrog and battles against the evil villain Voldewart. I’ll say more in my reviews. So long!”